My family is Crazy....Part one....

Fuck.... My uncle...Imported 75 slovacs (men) to work for his company...75 slovacian speaking slovacians...You know how fucking hard it is to shop with someone who doesn't speak your language? To joke with them? I have enough trouble doing these things with English speaking people!!!

Part two...

On newyears My uncle planned a party for all of them... After consuming copious amounts of salad, two turkeys, a pig (head included) and enough alcohol to fully intoxicate all 75 of them, they became sex crazed "slime balls" (complemets to my mother on that one) who proceded to not only hit on me insesently, but phisicaly (and mentaly) grope me and pinch me in all sorts of places untill I was sore.

Tonight I am entertaining 3 of them who have earned themselves the title "the mafia." AWKWARD...

Were having cabbage rolls and beer for supper and with brownies for dessert. My sister is giving them the grand tour of the house and Im Well...antisocialy (would you blame me?) Writing my 7th Deviantart Journal for all you folks...

Fuck...One of them found me.... Save me...Please?